This one's a quick post. I was almost ran over at a traffic crossing at lunchtime by a woman in a Volkswagen Polo. Was too busy thinking about Emmerdale or something. Then two numpties five minutes apart almost ploughed into me in my car, turning into my lane. Obviously had no sense of speed. The first numpty in an MPV was only looking in one direction. The second one was a very attractive brunette, who thought it was amusing to pull out right in front of me. Nice one. I'm thinking twice about bringing my motorbike up to Scotland. May not live to see my next birthday! GC